10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.