10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.