10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.