10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"