10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss