10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)