10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is for loners.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.