10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "No river, no fish."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain