10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus