10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "No river, no fish."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright