10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm