10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.