10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright