10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Fook the floosh droo!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.