10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--