10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen