10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm