10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.