10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is