10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha