10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "No river, no fish."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.