10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP