10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?