10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."