10 Random Poker Quotes

It's Free To Fold...
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
"No river, no fish."
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!