10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo