10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.