10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05