10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• im going to 2 out you to death
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com