10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."