10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.