10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- You have to piss with the dick you have