10 Random Poker Quotes

what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT