10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)