10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio