10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.