10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-