10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo