10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.