10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.