10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "No river, no fish."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth