10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel