10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe