10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Never educate a stupid poker player.