10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth