10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.