10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.