10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --