10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim