10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP